Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 128
Buildings Constructed: 26 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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