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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 319 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!