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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7436 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Votes: | 8327 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 274 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!