GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	191	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Emeralds Found:	2433

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	108
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8076
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6804	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	110
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7381
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8331	Royal Courts Attended:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	1808
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crops Grown:	8361
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?