Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8703 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Mines Excavated: 1503
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magic Items Found: 8453
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 29 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Ores Mined: 8421 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ores Mined: 3518 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Zombie Dances: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magic Items Found: 5121
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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