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AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7752	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mines Excavated:	4097	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	7020	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Animals Bred:	51
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1274
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crops Grown:	2666
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	3550
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	2271
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	8696	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2