GoofballGamerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

daily routine, digital age, Extraordinaire, funny, get out of bed, Happiness, humor, internet culture, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Online Community, Posting, procrastination, reason, relatable, Routine, sharing, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Players Killed by Monsters:	8131	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	500
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Towns Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Emeralds Found:	8604

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Votes:	3194
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Votes:	1745	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5857	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crops Grown:	3171
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

Players:	94/800	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11