Golemsteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Void Gems Collected:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1433
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1676
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Star Shards Collected:	53	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	125
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1751

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	2166
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6429
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	154
Villages Defended:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3572	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	3430
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	714
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9