yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll cure cancer? well, our server is like a biocompatible gene delivery nanocarrier made out of gold nanostars, except instead of delivering genes, we deliver FUN straight to your brain cells!

join us and watch as your cancerous boredom is obliterated by our epic builds and crazy minigames. we promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky tumors.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the gold nanostars of entertainment take you on a wild ride to Minecraft paradise!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 6428

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY