GoldMedalBitesSilly | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	893	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8311

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	9438
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ores Mined:	9279	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Animals Bred:	75
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6484	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	184
Buildings Constructed:	42	Animals Bred:	118
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	280925	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	7739	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	1908
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Potions Brewed:	172	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11