Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY