GodmotherGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	62	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5413	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Potions Brewed:	192
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1880	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Emeralds Found:	7429
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Items Found:	2747	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3223	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mines Excavated:	4231	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	442058

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Star Shards Collected:	152
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.