🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2000 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 286 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3662 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).
So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!
