Goblin Slayer: Year One – Minecraft Server

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	809	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6506	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	75
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	116	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	161
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	694939	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	95/500	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3