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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8116	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	130626	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1356
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8808

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6048

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2022
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	6950
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	6354
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6439	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1447

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3131	New Chunks Explored:	927229

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	622
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23