| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6008 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8272 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1528 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 169 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).
Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 677 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 183 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8563 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4975 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 186 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2848 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3247 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 64 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1081 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9381 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Server Information | Resetting 12/01/25 |
|---|---|
| Description | This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Staff | Friendly staff that would love for you to join us! |
| Get Started | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I create or join kingdoms in this server? | Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP. |
| What mods are included in the server? | The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Is the staff friendly and welcoming? | Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community. |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3044 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3330 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2444 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6527 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3080 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3981 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?
So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7955 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8153 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9220 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!
but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.
so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!
join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8892 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 211 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 8269 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
we got rare earth doping in camno3: yb3+ drivin record power factor at 800ºc for thermoelectric applications! i mean, who doesn’t want to enhance electrical properties in camno3-based ceramics with single doping with different elements? it’s like science meets minecraft, but way cooler!
join our server and you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with the ender dragon. it’s like a rave party with dragons and explosions!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot!
