| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5030 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 687 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9319 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5818 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!
With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?
But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2444 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!
But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1206 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3231 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Potions Brewed: | 148 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2181 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 421 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.
imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.
plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?
so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8341 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!
So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1846 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Server Name | GreatUncle’s Server |
|---|---|
| Events | 100 player Civilization events and more |
| Community | Friendly and active community |
| Players | Over 10 players consistently daily |
| Platform | Java |
A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.
A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.
A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.
A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4288 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 262 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3098 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 516591 |
But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.
And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8359 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.
We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!
So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2237 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 307 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.
But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1162 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.
So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9229 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1067 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6546 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5245 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Votes: | 291 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.
So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!
