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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	834
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	1631
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Towns Built:	5	Votes:	3721

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Crops Grown:	5949	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	233
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	912	Endless Night Skies:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	7641	Votes:	6887
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Potions Brewed:	131
Players Killed by Monsters:	2448	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4570	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	776776
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	866339
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	178
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	83	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5551	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3082	Star Shards Collected:	289
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2957
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3