Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

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Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	4606
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	292	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ores Mined:	6262	Farms Harvested:	525
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Items Found:	5641
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3379
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	400299	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ores Mined:	1017	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.