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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 3026
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2280 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Animals Bred: 158 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 58
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Emeralds Found: 7955
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Animals Bred: 77
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 43 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 242 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 69 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Crops Grown: 8625 Magic Items Found: 7131
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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