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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1802 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 931 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 149 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?