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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4362 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 20 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?