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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2102 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 3555 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?