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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9381 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5932 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?