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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1162 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Votes: | 5755 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Emeralds Found: | 7220 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?