| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5267 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4228 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4778 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5473 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3939 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1230 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1568 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 198 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| General Details |
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| Address: minecraftoffline.net |
| Version: 1.21.1 |
| Permanent world – no resets |
| Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming |
| Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks |
| Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences |
| Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency |
| High-Performance Hardware |
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| Intel XEON E-2276G Processor |
| 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM |
| 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM) |
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.
A: The world is permanent with no resets.
A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1090 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 193 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8749 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 7008 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6971 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1343 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 653 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Neat Spawn | Check out the cool spawn area! |
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| Marketplace | We are forming a marketplace for players to trade. |
| Nether Hub | Explore our nether hub and roads! |
| Age Requirement | Players must be 16+ to join. |
To join the server, hop over to our discord and we will try to get you on the list as soon as possible. Join our Discord here.
We have a neat spawn area, a marketplace, nether hub, and nether roads for players to explore and enjoy.
Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4355 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!
And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7340 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 55 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.
And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8618 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8805 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”
At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”
Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6791 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 291 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.
So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9009 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
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