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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	784120
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	236	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ores Mined:	9878	Votes:	117
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4045
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
New Chunks Explored:	750599	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crops Grown:	8776

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	9024
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchantments Applied:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	92663	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Items Found:	7304
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3972
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3