GlitchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8466
Star Shards Collected:	175	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	226	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Animals Bred:	187

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	9040
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	764	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Animals Bred:	149	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	8847
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Votes:	8162	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2829

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9298

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	8605
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4811
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	76
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	424003
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3