GlitchCraft: London Exchange & Co.

London Exchange, IT problems, Airlines, stock market, GlitchCraft

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and experience technical glitches like never before! our server is so lit that even banks, airlines, and the london stock exchange are reporting issues because they can’t handle the madness!

imagine trying to build a house only for it to disappear into thin air, or trying to mine diamonds but ending up with a bunch of dirt instead. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

we’ve got players from all over the world experiencing these insane glitches, from the US to Asia and beyond. it’s like a global party of mayhem and confusion!

so come join us and embrace the madness. who needs a functioning server when you can have this much fun?!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

foreign policy, international relations, Philippines, SECURITY, PINOY

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

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New Server IP
Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

alternative methods, creative process, Exploration, fantasy adventure, Smashing

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

Girlfriend, BREAKING, Lurking, smp, hopelessness

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

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New Server IP
NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, compassion, Checkout, Beans, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

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New Server IP
FrogSMP

Survival Games, Earth, Survival, Economy, PvP

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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New Server IP

GlitchCraft: London Exchange & Co.

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

NoCutsNoButtsMC

FrogSMP