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ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MoscowMinecraftWars

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Star Shards Collected:	141
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchantments Applied:	67	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2176	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3499	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ores Mined:	7465	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7