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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1000 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!