GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Alien Abductions:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	280
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	8113	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7