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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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