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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5338 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
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