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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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