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Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Towns Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	56
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mines Excavated:	3645
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	867574

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Emeralds Found:	1011
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

breast cancer, Chronic illness, Crafters, Endurance, FATIGUE, fragile, Frailty, health, hematopoietic cell transplant, long term, oncology, physical performance, pre-frailty, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, strength, survivor care, survivors, survivorship, unite, well-being

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	147

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mines Excavated:	3907	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

1.20.1, Adventure, Awesome, boss fights, BUILD, crazy, Create, Details, Discord, Edition, Fabric, Griefing, GrownUps, java, Join, landscape, Machines, Meet, Message, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Relax, Safe, Server, Silly Squirrels, squirrel, zones

That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4944	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3