| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6649 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 117 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3172 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7892 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 371 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 904 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6389 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2202 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8063 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 299 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8101 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1947 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 118558 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5935 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Votes: | 7778 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7042 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1951 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2365 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7041 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4123 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3635 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8164 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 348 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6736 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4004 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5425 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
