GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	116

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	3170

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6421

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Love Letters Sent:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Potions Brewed:	51	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	595
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.