GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ores Mined:	874
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6162	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7867	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2253	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	808
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!