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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4352 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 295 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 282 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!