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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5285 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 274 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!