New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • How do we fix this Minecraft SMP shit?

    How do we fix this Minecraft SMP shit?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade led by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. As you follow the parade, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of flying pigs swoop in and start raining down diamonds on everyone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a benevolent ruler who rewards players with unlimited potatoes for their bravery and potato-related puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shogi Player’s Minecraft Server

    Shogi Player’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with boring old shogi players who take the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find shogi players like you’ve never seen before! Picture this: a shogi player riding a pig into battle, using their shogi skills to outsmart their opponents and conquer the land. Join our server for a chance to play against these wacky shogi masters and see if you have what it takes to come out on top! Who knew shogi could be so hilarious and entertaining? Join now and prepare for a shogi showdown like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

    Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the rat race and ready to escape to a tropical paradise like Thailand/SEA? Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your dream life today! With outrageous stories like leaving the US forever and never working again, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. We’ve got players with massive portfolios, no debts, and a knack for making wild investments in BTC/NVDA/VOO. Who needs a corporate job when you can live off your Minecraft earnings? Join us and make your wildest dreams a reality – just watch out for creepers along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RollSMP

    RollSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to RollSMP! We are a up and coming minecraft server with lots of quality of life plugins!

    On our server you can build, fight, explore, and conquer

    Join RollSMP today!

    papaya.fps.ms:25175

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trusty American Minecraft Server

    Trusty American Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Y’all better hop on this Minecraft server faster than a chicken on a junebug! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. This server is so wild, even Foghorn Leghorn himself would be impressed.

    We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, how about this – every player gets their own personal llama butler to fetch them snacks while they’re building their epic castles.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And the only way to find it is by riding a pig through a maze of lava pits while wearing a chicken suit.

    So what are you waiting for, ya big chicken? Join our Minecraft server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP