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Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1195	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	388
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Buildings Constructed:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1537
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	798
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	8677
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	198	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	2116	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8553
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1