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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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