Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Mines Excavated: 4075 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
Farms Harvested: 233 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Runes Activated: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ores Mined: 7264
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8400

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6306 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1700 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Farms Harvested: 361 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

    3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

    4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

    5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Alien Abductions: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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