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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1416 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1712 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1158 | New Chunks Explored: | 813538 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!