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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 827 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!