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RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	593228	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	4386	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ores Mined:	5903
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	871	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	7815
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

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Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	896	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Emeralds Found:	5373

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchantments Applied:	180
Players Killed by Monsters:	4899	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1385
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mines Excavated:	4103

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

GazaExodusMC Server

border control, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., egypt, exodus, foreign policy, gaza, GazaExodusMC, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Plan, Politics, Preparations, Refugee Crisis, regional tensions, security measures, Server, trump

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	3