GF Emergency Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever had a girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, on our server, you won’t have to deal with that kind of drama! Leave the guilt trips and emotional rollercoasters behind as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

Forget about being someone’s emergency contact in real life – on our server, the only emergency you’ll have to worry about is running out of diamonds! So join us today and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who thinks you’re “deaf” just because you didn’t answer the phone.

Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7679
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	8572
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7092
New Chunks Explored:	482894	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Towns Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	3766	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
New Chunks Explored:	607868	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ores Mined:	5079
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	141
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4093	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	1383	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	8

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!