Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mines Excavated:	2992	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

Classic zDug Revamped

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being griefed? You’ve come to the right place!

The server is almost fully vanilla! We do have a very nice grief protection and trade plugin. TNT is enabled and lava flows (below sea level 😉 PvP is enabled on the entire 50,000×50,000 block map less the spawn area.

Supports the newest version of Minecraft with 100% completely vanilla Dungeon Mazes, Hunger Games, Parkour and other mini-games!

Now with dedicated voice server too! Join for details! Additional Details Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being grief Game Version: Minecraft 1.5 Tags: Survival, PvP, No Economy, Vanilla, SemiVanilla, Hunger Games

mc.zdug.com

AusMine

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	932427	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	5593	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Potions Brewed:	171
Dragon Eggs Found:	2501	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

AusMine is an Australian hosted Minecraft server that has been operating since 2013, making it one of the oldest servers in Australia! We pride ourselves on being a bully-free zone for all players, enforced by our fantastic staff team.

We offer a custom claims system, diseases and afflictions, harsh environments, a custom voting and rewards system, cosmetics, emojis, a custom auctions plugins, and a custom lottery plugin!

play.ausmine.net

Golden Creeper

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	8828	Ores Mined:	679
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Founded in 2010, this Minecraft Server has seen many of ups and but over the years, its loyal and downs, passionate group of longtime players turned it into a very welcoming and inspiring world with a wonderful community and solid rules.

Rules: #1: Don’t be a dick! #2: See rule Number 1.

This simply means that we don’t endure griefing, stealing and anything else that harms other players. Goldencreeper is a 16+ Server for a reason! Although we make exceptions depending on the maturity.

We also have a great custom world for you to explore and build.

Screenshots http://www.flickr.com/photos/100625145@N06/

If you want to join us, we will welcome you with open hearts and show you around! To get whitelisted go to http://www.goldencreeper.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=329 and write a short application for us. Or just ask an available mod for a whitelist.

We are looking forward to meeting you!! Your Goldencreeper Community

mc.goldencreeper.com

Planet Craftation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	183	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

A great server full of build homes with friends, to hungergames, to spleef, to pvp!

play.planetcraftation.com

SSSS.ME

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

ssss.me

Fun.TruePlay.Ro

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
New Chunks Explored:	151379	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

188.212.100.11

[FTB] VoltaCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to VoltaCraft

If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

voltacraft.PlayAt.CH

Blocklandia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2101	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154

Knight world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	554	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229